"...Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet."
"If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."
"I'd rather be rich than stupid."
"I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas."
"To me, boxing is like ballet, except
there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other."
From: Paul Rainey's Page
